A dear friend(In regards to Gabe): Awesome. Tell him I say hi. Also, if he doesn't treat you right I will use his face as a lampshade.
Another friend: Happy birthday Sammie! If anyone ruins it for you, I will remove their fingers and mail them to their mother~ <3
Another friend(a guy this time): Well, worse case scenario we can feed him[not Gabe] to the sharks.
I just gotta say, I love my internet friends. This will be my lighthearted post of the night. I'll stop soon, I swear.