Friday, July 1, 2011

The Last Post You'll Ever See

From me, that is. If you're reading this, well, shit has hit the fan, and then someone blew up the fan and set the room it was in on fire.

Of course, I'm not sure anyone aside from maybe Vera will be reading this. And Adrian, of course. And if I'm really lucky, Gabe too, and maybe his brothers. I don't know, I just want to think to myself that they'll at least survive this, and be happy. At the very least, Adrian and Ver have each other, right?

It's probably for the best I handed her over to him, huh? They seemed happy to me, when I saw them.

To my friends, though. Scott, Slice, Lucien, Raz/D, Anon, Stormy[proxied or no], Echo, Holly, Gabe, Adrian, and of course Vera; Thank you. All of you. You've been here through out this giant roller coaster with me. And even though a lot of you are not here to read this now, your friendship, both before and after the Slender Man Chronicle... It means the world to me.

Raz/D and Anon- Thanks, guys. You've always been there. I don't know what I would have done without you those first few months. You were great. Good luck with Susan, Anon, and I'm still deeply sorry about Tikka. Raz/D... Stay safe, both of you, Good Luck[Yup, sticking with that until the end].

And Lucien, thank you again sincerely from the bottom of my heart. Best of luck to you and Kelley, I hope things only get better from here. Thank you too, Kay. You're both wonderful people and it's been a honor knowing you.

Scott, thank you for being here from the beginning, and I'm sad that you're one of the people who wont be seeing the end. You were immensely helpful and had great ideas. I hope you and your lightning gun are kicking ass in the after life c:

Slice, on a personal note, thanks for the nickname. It's been one of those things that really gave me hope and encouraged me these past few months. Not to mention, for some reason it's something I've seen no one else use.

Echo, Thanks a million for letting Gabe and I stay with you. It was an awesome experience. Best of luck in the rest of what you do.

Vera, if you have to read this... Puroune, Daisuro, and take it easy when you're kicking my ass in the after life, alright? I'll keep a seat warm for you, I promise, but don't you or Adrian come claim it too soon. I don't wanna see you guys here quite yet :3

To everyone who hasn't been here long enough, or never really commented, it was nice seeing that I had support from you guys too. So thanks, I guess, for at least giving me the illusion of more readers.

And, before I end this completely(And, thanks to whomever winds up posting this for me)

Good Luck, Everyone. Please do your best to stay safe.


There, Mike, I posted it. I hope you're fucking happy. Yes, stop fucking reading over my shoulder, now.

I guess I have to address you weirdos too.

I'm just going to tell you this: My name is Uriel. I'm one of Gabe's older brothers, and one of the people who investigated Samantha's disappearance right up until my brother got involved.

That girl was insane. She got my brother to run away, and then got him murdered. I know he was just concerned, but he was also stupid.

Fuck, I knew more then Raph should have gone. I mean, fuck, he just looked away for a minute and Gabe and that little bitch were gone.

Well, case is closed now. My brother... Fuck, Gabe, he was burnt so badly they had to use his dental records to ID the body. Same with Samantha. I don't know anything else, although supposedly there was another body in the ruins.

The investigators suspect arson. I wouldn't be too shocked to find out Samantha started it. The house looked so bad, though, they'll be luck if they find anything conclusive. Although they fund a scrap of clot they think might be from some fancy black suit, stabbed into the wall with a pocket knife. 

I'm not trying to sound professional. I'm trying to sound like an asshole. This girl devastated my family and her own when all she needed was to say the word and she would have gotten mental help.

So here's the end of this delusional little girl's blog. 

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

He's been outside all Day

He wont go away. Do you know how hard it is to watch "The Notebook" While the Slender Man himself is staring at you through a window with his tentacles flailing?

My brain glitchisdoingbetter today, as you can see. It's nice, but worrisome.

Oh well, Gabeistryingtoget me to focus on something not Slender related, despite him window stalking us. I think I'll try. Maybe Echo and I can finally get to that wheelie chair race we've been talkingabout.


Saturday, June 25, 2011

well,thisisprobablygoingtoannoy the hell out of some people

I'm having some... technicaldifficulties. Iguessthat'sthebestway to put it.

My spacing. It is fucked up. And annoyingthehelloutof me at this rate. But it'slikemybrainhasdecided that random spacing is fun, andican'tfuckingtypenormal. Or at least, I can'tseemtokeepalong string of normal type going.

WeLl iTsBeTtErThAnThIsItHiNk.

Urgh. So, let's see,whentheheckwasmylastpost? June7th?

Boy, it's been a whilehuh?

Let'ssee. Well,forstarters, the hallucinations have only gotten worse, althoughI'mgettingbetteratdividingrealityandmyimagination. The cough, surprisingly, hasletupabit. I'm not hacking up as muchofthatickyblack slag, and the coughs are mildlylessviolent.

I met up with Ver and her partner in crime for a few days. It was... Interesting. Shetackledmesohardsheknockedthewindoutof me when she first saw me. And she is a boney individual. It reallyslagginghurt,damnit.

We also learned a lesson. Whenpissedoffatslendersruiningareunionby chilling outside, screaming cursesandinsultsfrominside the only shelter you have? Yeah, that was a very bad idea. VeraandItried it. Vera,Gabe,Adrianandmyself had to then run from our burning shelter.

Yeah, I don'tthinkGabehasquite forgiven me yet. It was raining that night, and it was hard finding someplace else >.>

Anyway, Idohavesomereallyawesome news. After parting ways with Vera and Adrian, we went to [REDACTEDsorryI'msuchachildIcouldn'thelpmyself] and met upwiththeawesomeEcho. We've been staying with her since,andshe'sreallyniceandsuper friendly(to me). I don't think Gabe is enjoyinghimselfasmuchas I am. Sucks to be him xP

...How long hasitbeen since I've used an emote on here?

Anyway, Echoisanamazingcook. Seriously. And she bakes a lot,andshares,so I have beenaveryhappySam as of late. Jeeze, andtheysaytheway to a GUY'S heart isthroughhisstomach.

In much sadder news, I've lost another good friendwhowaswithmesincethe beggining of EIS. Rest In Peace, Scott. (No, I reallydon'tthinkthatnew blog is him. Sort of like how I think r is a fake.)

This is all so depressing. I guess thingswillneverbe the way they should be again. Really, all of my followers whodied,theydeservedbetter. And I miss them. Especiallytheoneswhowere with me from the beggining.

I thing Gabe is calling me. GuessIhavetostophidingnow. Later, guys.

OHRIGHTWAIT: I forgotthatIpromised Gabe I would mention this.  The only reason he doesn't really postonhisbloganymore is because he made it to find me. And now that he's withme,andIpostabouthim, he sees no reason to update A Knight's Tale. To sum it up: He's a lazy aft. Hedoesreadthough, just over my shoulder, soanycomments you have for him, you can add and I'lllethimsee.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

This Cough

It will not go away. I'm still hacking up black crap. Gabe thinks we should go to a hospital. I refuse to, someone is going to ask questions and I can't pay medical bills. It would just be very bad.

Still, the cough is annoying. It's lead to an awful throat and headache I can't get rid of.

Slender Man has been relatively non violent. When he's actually there, of course. He's just standing, tentacles hidden, staring at us. Staring at me. rightintomysoul.

I'm not doing so great. I've been seeing things. seeinghimohgodwhywonthestopstaring?! hesrightthereintheroomgodgabewhycantyousee?! areyouonhissidenow? Like Slender Man. When he isn't there. He's almost always in the room with us now, sometimes with tentacles sometimes without. Sometimes he lets me see his  real face and row after row ofthoseteeththosehorribleteethsosharp. hisbreathsmellslikethousandsofrottingcorpses. of those shark teeth. They're always covered in blood. And those eyes, they're just black empty holes. heknowsallmysinshowdoesheknow?

Gabe thinks it's just the fever that came with my death cough. thatdamnidiottheMASTERdoesbetterhehehehehe. I know that's not true though. It's almost my time. Slender is going to weaken me with this cough, than kill me and maybe Gabe. He must be tired of me running.

I'll keep going as long as I can though. And maybe I'll stay sane.

...I know I say this a lot, or used to, and that it's stupid... But stay safe, everyone, and good luck to all of you.


Saturday, June 4, 2011

Let's make it 40/Wow I'm so slow

 2 followers for each post, seeing as this will be my 20th.

I am being followed by my favorite Greek titan now. I think this is a moment of win ;D

Uh *ahem* Yeah. I'm a mythology nerd. Gotta let the little things amuse you, you know?

Anyway, welcome to the blog Prometheus.


Also, I've been linked to in two blogs now.

I don't understand this one at all. Please help?

Maurice linked to me as well.

So yes, I'm slow and I don't get it. :/ There goes the weirdly cheery mood I've had the whole week. Than again, it couldn't last forever, could it?

Friday, June 3, 2011


Yup. Another one of those updates. Good news is better than bad, after all.

Welcome to the blog, Lucas!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Why the hell am I posting 3 days in a row?

I dunno. It makes me feel weirdly normal again.

Oh well, just here to welcome my newest follower. I wanna get back into the habit of being polite to everyone.

So, welcome to the blog, Mystery!